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"As a married man, how excited I was that I almost has a successful Steak & BJ day... The steak was delicious, but I didn't get two of my ribs removed in time."
"Why are Jedi kids so fat? Because they were force fed."
"I used to make a living crushing cans. It was soda pressing."
"Why is it called a Mango? Because Mancome wasn't selling"
"What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit? ""He did gnat see that coming"""
"A shocking new report reveals Donald Trump likes to be peed on by members of his new administration He calls it a Goldman shower"
"Trigonometry Why can't Irish do trigonometry? They can't tan. Why can't Christians do trigonometry? They can't sin. Why can't the rest of us trigonometry? Just cos."
"Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they."
"Why doesn't Jesus play basketball? He got crossed up."