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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between you and a rooster? A rooster says ""cock-a-doodle-do"" You say: ""any cock will do!"""

"I sometimes feel kinda brave until I see a slightly above average size moth."

"This Vietnamese couple I knew got married... Luckily for them they shared the same last name so it wasn't a big hassle for either of them. It was a Nguyen-Nguyen situation."

"The good news is, it turns out there is literally nothing we can say here that will ruin our chances at a political career."

"Besides coke residue, what other particles can be found on dollar bills? Stripper poop particles"

"JFK jokes aren't funny yet And that just blows my mind"

"About a week ago, my Girlfriend developed anorexia Ever since then, I've been seeing less and less of her."

"Kids are like squaring numbers If they're under 12 just do them in your head."

"Manatees come in all sorts of shades and hues Oh the hue manatee"

"I just got a great new lab coat! The meat was pretty good too."