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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Pepsi executive get fired? He tested positive for Coke."
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"Why did the can crusher hate his job? Because it was soda pressing"
"Having identical twins is great because if you misplace one you have a second copy."
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"What does Skrillex call masturbating? Wubbing one out."
"A new report says that the average U.S. University Freshman reads at a 7th grade level. To any College Freshmen out there, big words say you can't read big words."
"The judge said to his dentist: ""Pull my tooth the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth."""
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"I once dated a girl who got in a car accident and lost her whole left side. Shes all right now."
"Last night a police officer knocked on my door and said ""Sir, it looks like your mother in law has been hit by a bus"" I replied "" I know, but she has a great personality."""