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Joke of the Day

"About a week ago, my Girlfriend developed anorexia Ever since then, I've been seeing less and less of her."

"What is a downies favourite song? Hot potato. Hot potato."

"What do you call it when Batman leaves church early? A Christian Bail"

"It's uncool to be religious. It's uncool to be atheist. If someone asks what you believe in just say Beyonce. It's the only way to be safe."

"What's the difference between a quarter and a nickel? The Hiroshima bombing didn't kill a nickel of a million civilians."

"How do you know a girl is too young for you? When you have to make airplane noises to get your dick in her mouth"

"whips out Motorola razr and texts mom ""drive me to hot topic or none of my friends will love me"""

"FACT: You are having a birthday because Chuck Norris decided to let you live another year!"

"I found my stolen briefcase pretty quickly... You could say it was a brief case."

"Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon? He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal."