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Joke of the Day

"This Vietnamese couple I knew got married... Luckily for them they shared the same last name so it wasn't a big hassle for either of them. It was a Nguyen-Nguyen situation."

"When i was younger i never thought i'd have a beard ....But eventually it started to grow on me."

"Give a man a fire, and he will be warm for a night. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life."

"Dwayne Johnson's new television show on the food network Can you cook what The Rock is smelling?"

"What's worse than finding a hole in your condom? Finding a condom in your hole."

"They say I have the legs of a dancer.. but until they find the rest of the body the cops have got nothing on me man!"

"Why was the man arrested for having his skin flute played? It was in A-minor"

"I'm only good at math when I'm adding insult to injury."

"What's the sound that 10 stubby fingers make on a desk? *Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*"

"""How's Mason doing?"" Ugh, he's going through this emu kid phase. ""Don't you mean emo kid?"" *boy covered in feathers runs past* I wish."