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Joke of the Day
"Kids are like squaring numbers If they're under 12 just do them in your head."
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"Aquafina is Spanish for ""tap water in a plastic bottle"""
"Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field? Because the steaks were too high!"
"What a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate."
"Pessimist : The glass is half empty Optimist : The glass is half full Feminist : The glass is being raped"
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? I have a flesh-eating disease, and it's slowly killing me."
"A man is talking to a rabbi and asks, ""Do you charge a lot for your circumcisions?"". The rabbi says, ""No, I just keep the tips."""
"What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals? Mourning Wood"
"What do you get when you use the 3rd Unforgivable Curse on a pornstar? Erotic cadaver."
"What's yellow and covers assholes? The Lakers uniform."