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"I lost my job as a massage therapist. Apparently, I rub people the wrong way."
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"[NSFW] What does a vagina and the weather have in common? When its wet its time to go inside"
"What is a horses favourite kind of party? A stall ball."
"I was walking in the park... ..and I saw a beautiful girl. I went up to her, spark flew, she fell at my feet and before I knew it we were having sex. God do I love my new taser."
"Here's to the stork that brings good babies... Here's to the stork that brings good babies, the raven that brings bad babies, and to the swallow...that brings *no* babies!"
"Why did Ms. Frizzle get fired from teaching Sex Ed? She told the class to take chances, make mistakes, and get messy."
"So a termite walks into a bar... ...and asks, ""Hey, is the bar tender here?"""
"My dad had a good idea. Sometimes when cars drive by your house they honk at you. But you can't respond. That's where House Horn comes in"
"With trump being a potential candidate I feel like the Simpsons are sitting on their couch watching an episode of us"
"It's actually the voices outside my head that irritate me the most."