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Joke of the Day

"I lost my job as a massage therapist. Apparently, I rub people the wrong way."

"What happens on the first date with Bill Cosby? I don't remember"

"Oral Misgivings Q: How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex? A: She hikes up her skirt every time you yawn."

"I hate babies when they are crying. I hate people who love babies & think babies are cute. I hate grown up babies who make more babies."

"Whenever I see Americans make fun of Kim Jong-un, I think to myself Come on, you're bigger than that."

"Omg, I'm a huge fan! -Windmills"

"DATE: This place is so fancy ME: Ever have a guy splurge on you before? DATE: Well, only when we didn't have a condom"

"Did you hear about the new anti-consumerism movement? Nobody's buying it!"

"Game of Thrones characters should have to wear jerseys with their names on the back"

"The stock market is astrology for people who think they're too good for astrology."