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Joke of the Day

"What happens on the first date with Bill Cosby? I don't remember"

"A man was afraid to go into Kohl's at the local strip mall because according to the sign: Kohls Staples Dicks"

"What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon? Tennish..."

"Q. Why do men die before their wives? A. They want to."

"How did one gold atom greet the other gold atom? 'ey you."

"If you are what you eat Then that explains why I'm such an asshole"

"What was Cher doing before she was born? She was a preacher."

"LGBT should rename themselves BLTG. It's more tasteful."

"So I broke up with my German girlfriend. She said I didn't pay enough attention and suggested I attend a concentration camp."

"What do you call a policeman with blonde hair ? A fair cop !"