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"Omg, I'm a huge fan! -Windmills"
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"What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another? A rocking Cher."
"My parents never taught me how to be humble or modest I'm just naturally incredible at it."
"Two Men Walk Into A Bar Its okay, they're getting stitches at the hospital."
"Yo momma is so fat ... She took a jump in the pool, they found water on Mars."
"I'm gonna name my firstborn ""arial"" and people will be like ""oh like the mermaid"" and i'll say ""no like the font"""
"I don't know why I even bother having an iPhone anymore. It spends so much time on charge, you might as well call it a landline."
"Two white guys and two black guys go into a police station The white guys come back from the station"
"Why don't cannibals like to eat clowns? Because they taste funny."
"What's worse than having your car impounded by the police? Impounding your mother"