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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the new anti-consumerism movement? Nobody's buying it!"
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"Did you hear about the monster who lost all his hair in the war? He lost it in a hair raid."
"A magic tractor turns into a field... ...think about it..."
"Where does bees wax come from? Bees nuts!"
"You know what's gay? Two men having sex. Whats gayer than two men having sex? Three gay men having sex. What's even gayer? An infinite number of gay men having sex."
"How many mangoes make a dozen? Six girls ;)"
"You've killed dozens and robbed hundreds of people using your hammer. What can you say in your defense? – Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!"
"Instead of thinking about what you're missing, try thinking about what you have that everyone else is missing."
"Ruger is coming out with a new pistol called the congressman... X/post from r/guns .....it doesn't work and you can't fire it."
"No matter how much you push an envelope It will always be stationary"