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Joke of the Day

"I hate babies when they are crying. I hate people who love babies & think babies are cute. I hate grown up babies who make more babies."

"Fish Cakes A guy walks into a bar with a Salmon under his arm and says, ""Do you sell fish cakes here?"" Bartender: No we don't. Guy: That's a shame... it's his birthday."

"What's the difference between spinach and sodomy? None really. You can add as much butter as you want, kids just won't enjoy them."

"The hottest chick rang me up at the self checkout today!"

"If a honey bee makes honey, what kind of bee makes milk? A boobie!"

"The inventor of the Oxford Comma has died. Tributes have been lead by JK Rowling, his wife and the Queen of England."

"Tonight I saw a truck spin out in a snowy McDonalds parking lot, and honestly it was doing a much better job of being president."

"Who does the Metric Cult worship? ...Demetre."

"Nick Cannon is the new face of Radio Shack both of which apparently still excist"

"Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out, man!"