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Joke of the Day
"How did the Italian die? Talking while driving."
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"Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days."
"When people say 'oh, you're still single?' I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married?' I'm popular."
"Lame joke I made one night. What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender? A visit from the cops."
"And the bartender says, ""Sorry, we don't serve time travelers here."" A man walks into a bar."
"Birds are dinosaurs? No. I want dinosaurs here or I want them completely gone. I don't need a bullshit imitation dinosaur to shit on my car."
"What's the best part of a pregnancy joke? The delivery."
"How'd you come up with the idea? Inventor of pac man: I took a bunch of pills one night and ate a ghost. I thought ""now here's something"""
"What do you call a zoo enclosure without any change? A nickeless cage."
"In the winter time, where does the North Korean Soccer team practice? Inside or outside? Trick question. They don't have any heat so it doens't matter."