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Joke of the Day

"How did the Italian die? Talking while driving."

"I like my women like I like my books. With big Titles."

"What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together? A Mini Golf."

"It's hard to get people to visit me in Alabama because the trip 30 to 40 years back in time can be rather arduous."

"Having no clue about human anatomy is my Achilles Elbow."

"If cops used t-shirt guns instead of handguns they wouldn't even need to tell criminals to put their hands up."

"The woman in the Superman underwear next to me does not quite understand how white pants work."

"I bought a book on eBay called, 'How to scam on eBay'. That was two months ago, and it's not arrived yet."

"The only difference between Black Friday and a zombie apocalypse is that zombies don't care if you get the last iPad Mini."

"How did Freddie Mercury do in school? He got straight ""gays"""