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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a zoo enclosure without any change? A nickeless cage."

"Why did the French chef kill himself? He lost the huile d'olive."

"Go to a parking lot and put sticky notes on people's cars saying ""sorry for the damage."" Film reactions. Profit."

"A woman's legs are a lot like peanut butter It's much easier to get them to spread if you have a knife"

"Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job? He tried fighting fire with fire."

"I asked my shrink how he felt about the lack of progress he was making."

"Does anyone know any good renal/kidney jokes? I'm in nursing school right now and there's a competition in one of my classes for the funniest renal joke. I can't think of any! Help?"

"There are two guys named Ted One is near-Ted, the other is..."

"What 8 letter word is read the same way backwards and forwards? Dyslexia"

"Every time I post,, I get a rush like I'm releasing a little animal into the wild... A hideous, deformed animal that no one will ever love..."