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Joke of the Day

"What's the best part of a pregnancy joke? The delivery."

"What do you call a quadriplegic time traveler? Marty Mcsit"

"I was intimate with a clown once. She just tickled my funny bone."

"Q: How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful? A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin."

"I use to have a job working in an elevator... it had its ups and downs"

"Q: Why did the kid punch the bed? A: His mother told him to hit the hay."

"Say 'beer can' in a British accent. I just taught you to say 'bacon' in a Jamaican accent."

"Why did Captain Hook think Robin Williams death was funny? He likes dead-'Pan'..."

"What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison? I feel like a kid again"

"What' the difference between Adolf Hitler and Lance Armstrong? Lance Armstrong can finish a race!"