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Joke of the Day

"More men have been enrolling in domestic violence support groups than ever If you can't beat em, join em"

"What did the Moderate Moslem say before hitting a guy for criticizing his religion? It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam."

"The Zika virus can now be transmitted sexually. Luckily, most of you have nothing to worry about."

"Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? He only comes once a year."

"What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up? Its axle rose."

"Did you hear about the man who got a hatchet stuck in his teeth? It was accidental."

"A Mexican walks into a bar The bartender says ""You can stay, but you must sit behind that wall over there."""

"How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb? Apparently more than 5, because my basement is still dark."

"What's that there? got you"

"If we attacked Turkey from the rear... ...do you think Greece would help?"