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Joke of the Day
"The Zika virus can now be transmitted sexually. Luckily, most of you have nothing to worry about."
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"""Hey son, we really love you but we posted a picture of you on Instagram and nobody liked it which is why we're giving you up for adoption."""
"What did you hear about the tree who was in love? He pined everyday."
"Reasons Pluto is so cold: 3) It's far from the sun 2) Its atmosphere is too thin to trap heat. 1) It found out we said it's not a planet."
"Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter? Because it was a little chicken."
"And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. And then he made it round and laughed and laughed and laughed"
"Sometimes I like to leave seafood restaurants clutching my stomach and whisper ""Don't order the fish,"" to people waiting for tables."
"If you steal somebody's rap lyrics, is it a rob-bar-y?"
"my disrespectful teen son somehow got hold of a gluten product and now he wants to become a cat girl"
"What do you call a German paedophile hiding in the playground bushes? Kinder Surprise!"