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Joke of the Day

"If we attacked Turkey from the rear... ...do you think Greece would help?"

"What did Watson tell his friend when he was constipated? No shit Sherlock..."

"Who was the heaviest of the Pharaohs? King Two-ton-khamen."

"Yo mama's so ugly Even her dildo went limp."

"Some people are very down to earth... You know, midgets."

"I like my women how I like my whiskey... 12 years old and mixed up with coke."

"Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road? He was rushin'"

"An ESPN ad just popped up with, ""Want to keep up with the Women's NCAA Tournament? Click the link below!"" Ha... ESPN, always the comedian."

"Last day of school for my kids. For the next ten weeks, I can stop pretending math is important."

"A man walks into a bar. He goes ""I really shouldn't be walking through a building site"" and leaves."