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Joke of the Day
"Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? He only comes once a year."
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"The best revenge is living well, unless you own a flamethrower."
"[NSFW] If sex with three people is a threesome And sex with two people is a twosome... Then I get why some people call me handsome."
"What is blue and smells like red paint? blue paint"
"Is your mother's name Josephine? Cuz I had sloppy joe's for dinner last night."
"Mexican Word of the Day: Canoli I canoli jack off with one hand at a time."
"What do you call a gay drive by? A fruit roll up."
"I really thought my friend was my bro... Turns out it was just the placebro."
"Why couldn't they save the shipwrecked hippies? They were too far out, man."
"I'm going to the bathroom to take a dump Can I get you anything?"