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Joke of the Day
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"Why do vacuums machines make for such terrible hairdriers? because they suck."
"Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense"
"BOSS: We need to improve morale ME: Okay BOSS: How about an office party? ME: [crosses out ""replace coworkers with puppies""] I guess"
"How do you know someone's an engineer? No worries they will tell you"
"I told my kids to follow their hopes and dreams, as long as their hopes and dreams lead them out of my house when they're 21."
"The comedian made an entire audience laugh without speaking a single word No joke"
"How do you make the Wicked Witch of the West kill herself? Challenge her to the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge."
"Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he never never lands!"
"I saw a fat guy with a ""M.O.B."" tattoo on his arm. I asked ""money over b*tches?"" He said ""No, McDonalds over Burger King."