2617

Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between the people in Dubai & the people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!"

"Did you hear about the Make A Wish Foundation going bankrupt? Some kid wished for more wishes."

"My Sister is naming her baby Nevaeh because it's Heaven spelled backwards. I said, just name her what she's going to end up being. Tulsa."

"According to WebMC, I be illin'."

"Why was the ink happy? Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening."

"The embarrassing moment when you bring handcuffs to 'gamenight' and she brings Monopoly."

"Stop making jokes about gay guys. Come on guys. im also fucking serious guys. its so *hard* making gay jokes and hoping you wont get lower karma, butt fuck it."

"I hate when people say 'I died laughing', and don't die."

"Answer: Marijuana Question: Why am I sitting here on the couch eating ice cream with a fork, watching Telemundo and wearing one sock?"

"If you were a pole I would dance all over you."