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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between the people in Dubai & the people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!"

"Teacher : Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes. Pupil : We're not passing notes. We're playing cards !"

"Starbucks? Yes I'd like a tepid mug of milk froth please. My name's Adam, but you can call me Aldin."

"Who knew 20yrs after Debate class I'd apply those skills to present arguments to 7yo on why pasta shapes don't change the taste of pasta."

"An Irishman walks out of a bar.."

"Bill Cosby buys a really boring, run-down bar People say its so boring you might just fall asleep after one of the drinks"

"Why doesnt Justin Bieber shop at Modells? He loves Dicks"

"A robot had an accident and sustained a head injury. He was a bit upset."

"Leather's the coolest way to let me know you're a bad ass AND that you don't give a fuck about cows."

"TIL Chicago is the #1 supporter of Latin women. They always yell: Go Chica! Go!"