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Joke of the Day

"Who knew 20yrs after Debate class I'd apply those skills to present arguments to 7yo on why pasta shapes don't change the taste of pasta."

"Who built the round table? Sir cumference assisted by Sir cular Huehuehue"

"How does an elephant climb a tree? He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up."

"A dad asks his son, ""What has four legs but isn't alive?"" The son says,""Nice try dad, a chair!"" ""Not this time son, our dog is dead"""

"Argon walks into a bar The bartender looks up angrily, yelling at him, ""Get out! We don't take stuck up snobs like you!"" Argon doesn't react."

"Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets They do so within groups of 40."

"Me: I haven't tweeted in days. Wife: Oh no! Hold on... *opens laptop *types Wife: Phew! Me: What? Wife: Looks like the Internet survived."

"I read that Hebrew lesson book so many times, I know it from back to front."

"What is Hitler's favorite video game? Mein Craft."

"How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb? None, the changes necessary will come from within."