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Joke of the Day

"Starbucks? Yes I'd like a tepid mug of milk froth please. My name's Adam, but you can call me Aldin."

"My signature move is having my phone connected for hours to a charger that's not even plugged in."

"My mom says that you are what you eat. That's strange, because I haven't eaten any sexy beast recently..."

"Why do u wanna work at Burger King? *imagines killing the Burger King & taking my rightful place as king* ""I haven't taken my meds in weeks"""

"What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race? A lap"

"My therapist said I need to find a new hobby. Besides pissing off therapists."

"i said no to the dress & now my familys being held against their will in an undisclosed location theyve already sent me two of my son's toes"

"Everyone worries about Pao. They should be worried about... Darude Sandstorm"

"Joke that will piss off any feminists how many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None that's a man's job."

"I tried looking up another word for butthurt But I can't find my thesoreass."