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Joke of the Day

"Bill Cosby buys a really boring, run-down bar People say its so boring you might just fall asleep after one of the drinks"

"Why do drug dealers love Muslims? Because they are always stoned."

"Chuck Norris threw a grenade Chuck Norris threw an grenade and killed 30 people. Then the grenade exploded."

"So I got kicked out of the library the other day... For moving all the women's rights books to the fiction section."

"What do you call a stock market crash in Japan? The ""My Yen"" Apocalypse"

"What did the Nutzies say to their leader? ""Heil Dickler"""

"You can stop advertising pizza and beer during football. People who watch football know about them."

"Whenever my ex-girlfriend regrets her abortion... ...she just calls and talks to me for an hour."

"""Hey, let's share a bottle of wine and try out the shriek-laugh we've been rehearsing."" -The women next to everyone everywhere."

"Not Wally, Not Wally, Not Wally, Not Wally, Not Wally,Not Wally... *from the Where's Wally Audiobook*"