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Joke of the Day

"Teacher : Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes. Pupil : We're not passing notes. We're playing cards !"

"I drink a glass of red wine a day for health benefits. The other 7 glasses are just for me."

"breathed a little air through my nose when thought of this http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3szbjn/"

"My jokes are like cancer Only my dad gets it."

"A joke about a hangman's noose... You probably thought it's knot funny, but there's a twist at the end."

"Stuck in a hug. It went 5 seconds too long & now we're too stubborn to let go. Whoever dies first loses THE HUG WAR."

"There's an omelet in the fridge. I want it. However, I can't have it... It's eggspired."

"Have you heard about the three holes in the ground? Well, well, well."

"Why did the chemist break his teeth? He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon"

"The average speed of ejaculation is 28 mph. Which, unfortunately, makes it illegal to ejaculate in a school zone when children are present."