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Joke of the Day

"What did the dog bring to party? Wooffies!"

"Stop making fun of the black people in my family tree! They're still hanging there"

"Winter is like the Justin Bieber of seasons... It was kind of cute and exciting when it first started out, now its a bit obnoxious and should probably just stay in Canada."

"I bought a fancy new clock radio today. It cost me alarm and a leg."

"*meets girl for coffee* *sets down blueprints for bank* ""What's this?"" Your dating profile said you were looking for a partner in crime"

"it's true My wife says not everybody pees in the shower. I need yall's help proving her wrong. Rate: Pees in shower and proud of it! Comment: Uh, no! What is wrong with you?!"

"Math problem: Q: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? A: Diabetes. John has diabetes."

"Nutella. A delicious mix of nuts and umbrellas."

"Did you hear about the helicopter that crashed in the graveyard? So far the police have found over 300 dead bodies."

"I'm currently helping my husband look for his chocolates that I ate last Friday."