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Joke of the Day
"I'm currently helping my husband look for his chocolates that I ate last Friday."
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"A cash machine has just charged me two pound for a transaction but told me to cover my PIN to prevent from being robbed. Pretty ironic if you ask me"
"What is a British person's favorite cereal? Cheerios. say it in a British accent"
"Dear autocorrect, please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut."
"Homeless & unemployed cyborg law enforcer Hobocop"
"I'm not particularly bad at cooking, but how long is the pasta supposed to stay in the toaster?"
"Trying to figure out a Tiger Woods joke. All I know is the punchline: ""A hole in one."" Probably something to do with a vag."
"Tourettes What do we want? A cure for tourettes! When do we want it? Cunt!"
"Remember the Scooby Doo episode where they put Scooby down and gave Shaggy the death penalty for ripping the face off an innocent person?"
"I'm scared some kid is going to break into my house and fleek me to death with a bae"