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Joke of the Day

"Stop making fun of the black people in my family tree! They're still hanging there"

"The defendant stood up in the dock and said to the judge ""I dont recognize this court!"" ""Why?"" asked the Judge. ""Because you've had it decorated since the last time I was here."""

"I took my BMW to the mechanic today after a strange light came on. I asked him what it was, as I've never seen it before. Apparently it was called an indicator, does anyone know what it's for?"

"Time for a joke. ""Dad, how do you feel about abortions?"" ""Well, why don't you ask your sister?"" ""But I don't have a..."""

"Love many, trust few, and learn to paddle your own canoe."

"What did the Father of Judaism sleep on? An Abra-Hammock I'm sorry"

"Boy to his Girlfriend: Can you tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time.... Girl: You have the largest penis among your friends."

"I asked my dog if he'd ever heard of Pavlov He said, ""I can't say for sure, but the name rings a bell."""

"One thing I like about Facebook... It's my space."

"There are only 10 types of people in this world Those who understand binary, and those who don't."