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Joke of the Day

"*meets girl for coffee* *sets down blueprints for bank* ""What's this?"" Your dating profile said you were looking for a partner in crime"

"I'm tired of Seeing Cocks On The Web Said The Spider at The Nudist Camp."

"Comas make a big difference in a sentence. For example: Ben is in a hurry. Ben is in a coma."

"Breathing heavily, she asked me what I can give her. Me: ""I'll give you a hint, it starts with a D"" Her: ""Oh yess, I can't wait!"" Me: ""That's right, get ready for some disappointment!"""

"How many? How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None - it's probably screwed it too tight anyhow!"

"What do a hen house and OP's mom's mouth have in common? They're both more productive with a cock inside. Nsfw"

"What did terrorists used to call Fidel Castro? Infidel Castro"

"What do you call a black Eskimo dog ? A dusky husky !"

"lying on the floor with my mouth open just in case someone breaks in and decides to grate a bunch of cheese in there"

"Pick Up Chinese Girl I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629"