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Joke of the Day

"I bought a fancy new clock radio today. It cost me alarm and a leg."

"A frendly reminder! ""You will live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension."" Nikola Tesla"

"How many radical feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? That's not funny."

"Which type of juice has the most mood swings? Caprice Sun. [OC]"

"How was the Irish Jig invented? To much beer and not enough bathrooms"

"Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics? Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border."

"Wearing Crocs is like getting a blow job from a dude... It feels really good until you look down, and realize how gay you are. Edit: Adam Carolla apparently wrote this. Who knew?"

"A woman turns to her brother and says: ""Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?"" ""It must need Osteo-per-o-sis"" _Love it._"

"I watched Mad Max: Fury Road today."

"Alcohol makes people do things they know they shouldn't but kinda want to. E.g I started sleeping 20 hours a day."