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Joke of the Day

"Nutella. A delicious mix of nuts and umbrellas."

"As soon as he clicked on the title he realized that someone was narrating him while he was browsing reddit. He chuckled and left an upvote, ready to read some more jokes."

"Why are so many people caucusing for Hillary Clinton... They were inspired by Monica Lewinsky."

"You'd better czechoslovakia before you wreckyoslovakia."

"Why is America home to the majority of comedians? Lax pun control laws."

"At an outdoorsy store a hunter asks an employee why anyone would want to buy camo longjohns The employee promptly replies, ""They'll never see you coming!"""

"""Waiter ! Have you got frogs' legs ? "" ""No sir I always walk this way"""

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bridget ! Bridget who ? Bridget the end of the world !"

"I could've built a school in Africa with the amount of time I've spent uncapitalizing letters in texts to seem cool."

"I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'"