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Joke of the Day
"Nutella. A delicious mix of nuts and umbrellas."
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"Black lives matter Most black 15-year-olds are decent law-abiding citizens. It's their kids that cause all the trouble."
"Amazon Asked Me to Write a Review Amazon asked for feedback on the used telescope I bought from their site. I was honest with my review: ""This telescope sucked. Two Stars."""
"When I die I want my group project members to lower me into my grave So they can let me down one last time."
"Why do people say ""Cannonball"" when jumping into a pool, but no one says ""I'm jumping into a pool"" when firing a cannonball #Interesting"
"Have you seen the new Broadway production about the dictionary? It's a great play on words."
"Donald trump isn't a wight supremacist... he IS an orange supremasist"
"What does a queen bee do when she burps ? Issues a royal pardon !"
"Did you hear the one about the blonde that had a problem with her bed? She couldn't find a knife large enough to apply the bed spread."
"A man with a marine biology fetish comes back from vacation. His friends greet him with a warm whale cum."