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Joke of the Day

"Male Feminists That's it. That's... that's the joke."

"People always ask why I only date black girls It's because I don't like meeting the father"

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? DO IT YOURSELF YOU FILTHY MAN!"

"A person running around with a laptop chasing an unsecured WiFi signal looks eerily like a cat chasing a laser pointer."

"*pets your eyebrows* there, there caterpillar; everything will be ok"

"How can you tell if a hippie has been in your house? ...he's still there"

"Why do they evacuate women and children first? You can't fix shit with all that screaming and crying. (**Yes, you can evacuate people.** Check #2 here: http://www.dictionary.com/browse/evacuate)"

"I like to pretend I'm on ""American Idol"" by holding a piece of paper with a number on it and running out of a room like an idiot."

"Super joke! Leaps over your head in a single bound! Which is impressive, considering it's always in the clouds..."

"When I asked you for the punchline... ...I didn't think you were talking about polygamist domestic abuse."