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Joke of the Day
"Male Feminists That's it. That's... that's the joke."
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"Doctor Doctor I've got wind! Can you give me something? Yes - here's a kite!"
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"I'm not much on seizing the day, I just kinda poke it with a stick."
"Knock knock.... Knock knock. *Who's there?* Madam *Madam who?* Madam finger is caught in the door!"
"Whats the best thing about dating Nicki Minaj? She won't fall in the toilet if you leave the seat up."
"What part of a car is the laziest? The wheels. They are always tired."
"A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair."
"Child on fire Would a crazy kid whose state-paid temporary parents set him on fire be a bananas Foster child?"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cricket ! Cricket who ? Cricket neck means I can't lift anything !"