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Joke of the Day

"I really dislike my CW, so everyday I steal a Kleenex from her desk. In about 500 days, she's gonna be pissed."

"Do you want to join the ""P"" club? Congratulations, ur-ine!"

"If I say ""I don't know, let me look"", I'm really just spinning around in my chair a few times while you're on hold."

"I recently invented a new word to describe a lot of the jokes on the subreddit. Plagiarism."

"What's the best thing about fingering a gypsy woman who's on her period? You get your palm red for free."

"Joke A dyslexic man walked into a bra."

"Chuck Norris once threw a grenade killing 50 people Then the grenade exploded"

"When you eat the entire frozen pizza by yourself, the slogan changes to ""It's not delivery, it's depression."""

"This sushi restaurant has the worst service ever. ""Sir, this is an aquarium."""

"Can't get a girl? Rip out your rib and make your own! Critics are raving ""this doesn't work"" and ""I'm bleeding to death""."