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Joke of the Day

"My friends keep telling me I'm too indecisive And I'm not sure how I feel about it."

"What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory? Two test-tickles!"

"What do you call a booger that you've been squishing for awhile? Boograr"

"Last night I was visited by the ghost of Gloria Gaynor At first I was afraid, I was petrified."

"I just found a whip, a mask and handcuffs in my mother's room. I can't believe it... she's a superhero!"

"Dude yelled ""Fight me like a man"" at me, so I held him down and marginalized him for a thousand years."

"What's a pirate's least favorite letter? U. Because U keep reposting this joke."

"I approve of free range parenting the meat just tastes better."

"Why can't Redditors lose their virginity? They can never get further than the tip!"

"Have you heard about the new iPhone Plus? I reckon it's gonna be a huge 6s... Get it ;)"