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Joke of the Day
"What do Jedi sheep sound like? Dagobah."
Next Joke
"Just came up with.. Q: How do pirates like their jigsaws? A: In pieces of eight."
"How long is a pedicure? 2 feet."
"How do you pick up a smokin' hot Jewish girl? Broom and a Dustpan."
"Get a TATTOO they said! A rock band tattoo would be the BEST they said! Creed will be popular FOREVER they said!"
"What do you call the sweat between two rednecks making love? Relative humidity."
"Friends are like snowflakes... If you pee on them, they'll dissapear."
"Don't let an extra chromosome let you down!"
"A friend was telling me about quantum mechanics and I told her how I hate it when the safety seal on ketchup leaves that clear film behind."
"What do you call a redhead who identifies as the opposite sex? Transginger."