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Joke of the Day
"How long is a pedicure? 2 feet."
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"How did the butcher introduce his wife? Meat Patty"
"(Wedding) Priest: They've written their vows Wife: *recites beautiful vows* Me: *takes out notecard* I love you and cheese the same amount"
"If you attached a bunch of watches together to make a belt it would be a waist of time."
"Shower joke Patient goes to doctor - Doctor, I smell really bad - Have you tried taking a shower? - Yes .. a week goes by and I smell bad again"
"Why did I go to the dentist at an Indian Reservation? To get some Sioux veneers"
"What blood type do happy people have? B Positive."
"[M]y boyfriend asked me i[f] I could do him in the butt. I never pegged him for that type of guy."
"Fifth Third Bank? I don't think you understand how to number things, which is something I generally look for in a bank."
"bill cosby's full name is ""bill sinby over tanby"""