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Joke of the Day
"How long is a pedicure? 2 feet."
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"I always tell my kids that it's ok to make mistakes as long as you learn how to blame them on other people."
"North Korea is back online after internet outage. Sources say South Korea changed the wifi password."
"One of my friends maintains that tomorrow doesn't come until you've have 8 hours of uninterrupted sleep. He also maintains that it's September 7th, 1998."
"Carving a boob into a tree would be pretty cool, Wooden tit?"
"Wordpress is shutting down? http://www.everydayfails.com/articles/wordpress-is-shutting-down/"
"Your mama's hair is so nappy... Moses couldn't part it."
"[Jesus entering surf contest] Judge: What type of board will you be riding? Jesus: [looks at feet] They're using boards?"
"When it boils down to it water is just steam."
"[All credit to Ana Kasparian from the TYT Network] So, I heard Kim Kardashian is having Kanye West's baby... At least she let him finish."