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Joke of the Day
"How do you pick up a smokin' hot Jewish girl? Broom and a Dustpan."
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"How many non-humorous people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One"
"Q: What's delaying the Polish space program? A: Development of a working match."
"What does a transvestite do on Christmas? Eat, drink and be Mary"
"Just saw a fat woman lick icing off of her sleeve so that is the last time I eat in front of a mirror."
"I was in Ferguson last night and got jumped by 5 black guys! The car started right up, they just said it just needs a new battery. What nice gentlemen i thought to myself."
"Looking for a +1 for my wedding."
"how do you know when a prescription is being written for bulimia? when the directions for use say take one pill twice a day"
"Did you ever hear about the Bass player whose timing was so bad he threw himself behind a train?"
"Whenever I see an adorable service dog and I know I can't pet it, the greatest internal struggle of my life begins anew"