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Joke of the Day
"How do you pick up a smokin' hot Jewish girl? Broom and a Dustpan."
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"Spider-Man's Aunt May is now portrayed by Marisa Tomei..... At first they cast Caitlin Jenner....but they decided *Aunt-Man* was too easily confused with *Ant-Man*"
"I believe I can flyyy. I believe I can touch the skyyy. I believe I was mistaaaken. I believe I'm faaalling. I believe I'm gonna diiiie."
"""Your honor-"" No objections. how do you plead to cheating at heads up seven up? ""guilty"" no juice boxes for a week..piece of shit *mom sobs*"
"What If Google was a lesbian There will be more women empowerment :)"
"How does a flower get pollinated? Beez Nuts!"
"Terry wogans head stene is to be left blankity blank"
"It's hard to tell jokes to shoreline oceanographers They always take things littorally."
"My Grandfather has the heart of a lion! And a ban from the cincinnati zoo"
"What did Archimedes exclaim when he discovered his penis floated in water? URETHRA!"