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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a redhead who identifies as the opposite sex? Transginger."
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"I had a job circumcising elephants. The pay wasn't much, but the tips were huge!"
"Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? To make up for a bad summer."
"i still remember the disappointment when i learned that ""diuretic"" doesn't mean ""gives you diarrhea."" (it was 20 minutes ago)"
"""I JUST WANT TO PUT A BABY IN YOU!"" -me, trying to put a crib together"
"Everything is made in China. Except for babies. They're made in VaChina."
"""Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened."" Me, to my empty bag of Oreos."
"I just found out that my pillow has a better sex life than me It gets head every night"
"I've just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in."
"A Sleepwalking Nun What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin' catholic"