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Joke of the Day
"Don't let an extra chromosome let you down!"
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"What is a cat's favorite alcoholic beverage? Boxed wine, obviously."
"What's the difference? What's the difference between a midget acrobatic team and a girls track team? The midgets are a bunch of cunning runts."
"How do rain drops marry? -They coalesce"
"What is the square root of 69? Ate something...."
"Why are babies always gurgling with joy? Because it's a nappy time."
"Why shouldn't you date a tennis player? Love means nothing to them."
"Who shot the sheriff in Jurassic park? DepuT- Rex..."
"I've really got into dating black chicks recently. Not because they take my fancy but I'm really bad at meeting the dad."
"Whats long, green, and smells like pork? Kermit's finger."