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Joke of the Day

"My daughter did a cart wheel and slammed her head right into the coffee table. That's all the DNA test I need."

"I hate the phrase ""let me clarify"" because it means someone is about to talk some more."

"Prison escape A dwarven psychic escaped from prison, an alert went out there was a small medium at large"

"Posting a Joke on reddit is like going to a bar Once in a while you get lucky, but most of the time you just ruin your self esteem."

"What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town? A solar panel."

"I used to think I could control ducks with my mind but it turns out ducks & I just have very similar ideas about what stuff ducks should do"

"What did the programmer from the biker gang say? ""It ain't gonna be soft where my engine nearing!"""

"Wanna hear a clean joke? Bob had a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a guy."

"What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt"

"Ok..I get it now..When you spoke in a normal voice it was unclear what you meant but once you screamed the identical words it all made sense"