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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear a clean joke? Bob had a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a guy."

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"I TRADED MY ALARM CLOCK FOR A KOALA SO I CAN SLEEP UNTIL HE STARTS BEGGING FOR LEAVES WHICH'S LIKE 3 DAYS"
"American... .. history"
"What did the Father Buffalo say to his boy as he was leaving for college? Bi son (dangit, not sure how I tagged it dirty. Submitted on my phone through BaconReader)"
"Girl, you're like speeding in a construction zone... Double Fine"
"If sober me won't do it...drunk me will."
"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts"
"Monsters won't stop chasing me. I don't wanna play today dammit!"
"What part of your hand is the most salty? The NaCls"
"How many white girls does it take to change a lightbulb? Well, it has to be an odd number, because they literally cannot even."
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