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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town? A solar panel."

"What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff? Nothing, she was wearing mittens."

"What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time? Getting all high and mighty"

"You know why I was mad after I had sex with the women I love? Because she woke up"

"Damn girl, are you my accounting class? Because you really need more curves."

"YOLO doesn't work for cats."

"Scientists remain baffled as to why the people on the internet really like pictures of cats and cats doing things."

"how many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? none. they just beat it for being black!"

"My daughter just asked for a Samsung Galaxy phone. Had to sit her down and explain to her we aren't poor. #iPhone"

"[Heaven] Me: What happened? God: You were sending a DM & got hit by a bus. Me: I only have one ques- God: Sorry, man. She was totes a dude."