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"Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing zone in a swimming pool."
"What do a condom and a fighter jet have in common? A cockpit."
"What did one volcano say to the other? "" i lava you """
"Why is China so politically in bed with Africa? Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world"
"Q: How did the hermit pay for his home? A: Alone."
"Oh my god, my jeans fit! All I have to do is not sit down, not walk, and not breathe. I totally got this."
"Word of advice: dont bother buying toilet paper marketed under the name of Chuck Norris... It's rough, tough, and doesn't take shit from anyone."
"What the difference between a calender and you.... a calendar has a date on Valentines day."
"I am sure Freud invented autocorrect... because when you mean one thing,it autocorrects it to amother."