191968

Joke of the Day

"What did the bull say to the green eyed cow? I can't get pasteurize."

"They say that you should never bring your work home with you. Especially if you're a boxer."

"Jews and pizzas What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven."

"The five stages of Sunday: depression, anger, bargaining, acceptance, HBO"

"I like that they put Bibles in hotel rooms. You never know when you're going to run into a vampire who's on a road trip."

"My friend says I play with my parrot to much. So I gave him the bird."

"If you think it's hilarious that George Bush is getting a library, wait till you hear he was our PRESIDENT for EIGHT YEARS."

"Today is World Alzheimer's Day! Just in case you forgot."

"What do you call a group of kangaroos? A Kangacrew"

"What do you call someone with brown hair and a red beard? ""Chin""ger"