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Joke of the Day
"What did one volcano say to the other? "" i lava you """
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"Mortgage Dream The dream of the older generation was to pay off a mortgage. The dream of today's young families is to get one."
"*cooks french fries on your greasy hair*"
"God must have really liked saturn"
"*NSFW-ish* Two nuns Two nun's are crossing the road when a vampire jumps out. Nun 1 turns to Nun 2 and says ""Quick, show him your cross"" Nun 2 turns to the Vampire and says ""Oi, Fuck off!"""
"Why is my Tetris highscore like my wife? I beat both of them for fun."
"My son laughed at a ceiling fan for 45 minutes in case any studio execs are wondering how to reach his demographic."
"If I had five coconuts and I gave you three how many would I have left ? I don't know. Why not ? In our school we do all our arithmetic in apples and oranges."
"I think my iPhone is broken. I keep pressing the home button but I'm still at work!"
"How do you find a blind man in an orgee It's not hard"