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Joke of the Day
"Q: How did the hermit pay for his home? A: Alone."
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"""Socks... they're like... soft little canoes for your feet."" - Don Draper, having a stroke"
"What do you call an African-American baby that has tragically died and now has it's wings ? A bat."
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"I like my women like I like my coffee noice"