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Joke of the Day

"Why is China so politically in bed with Africa? Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world"

"I shot my first turkey today! Scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen food section though."

"Life is like a box of chocolates... and I am a lactose-intolerant diabetic."

"What do you call an Englishman in the World Cup final? The referee"

"What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother? Leave the plunger in the pot."

"two chromosomes responsible for a divorce Ex and Why"

"some terrible part of me is perpetually close to just making and selling artisinal customized tamagotchis & bein real pretentious about it"

"What did one reddit user say to the other? (Punch line in comments)"

"Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!"

"What would Jesus do? Today, take Mary out to Olive Garden."