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Joke of the Day

"Roses are red, violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead. The sugar bowls empty and so is your head."

"What do frogs say? Times fun when you're having flies"

"What kind of phone does a molester have? the iTouch. ( lame but I made it up in class when I was like 15 lmfao)"

"I was wondering how the truck was getting so big... Then it hit me."

"You know what Schwarzenegger is up to these days? He's an exterminator."

"She said, ""I want you to make love to me so badly."" He replied, ""And that's exactly what I'm going to do."""

"""My brother's coming over for dinner."" Ugh, is he still talking only in country names? *brother walks in* ""Chad Hungary. Jamaica Turkey?"""

"How do you spell me? ""M E."" ""No you forgot the D."" ""There's no D in me."" ""Not yet."" It's a classic, my friend got me with this right after I got him with the ""duck weigh""."

"What did the child with no hands get for his birthday? Nobody knows yet."

"Sick of the media always blaming video games for the rise in fantastical jewel-seeking quests."