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Joke of the Day

"Roses are red, violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead. The sugar bowls empty and so is your head."

"Can you tell me a dirty joke? I want to be more outgoing."

"Your cat doesn't love you. If it were bigger it would eat you."

"There are reports that Kim Jon Un doesn't have a butthole That's because all of his shit comes out of his mouth"

"Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party? To find a tight seal"

"Why is my hand 11 inches long? Because if it were any longer it would be a foot!"

"Karma has no menu. You get served what you deserve."

"Why Did The Alcoholic Comedian Quit Performing? He couldn't handle the boos."

"Nobody wants to talk about the elephant in the waiting room, but he has an appointment."

"Instead of yelling ""Hello?"" when u think a murderer's in your home, say ""Goodbye"" Then if he's there he'll be like well OK guess I'm leaving"