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Joke of the Day
"What do frogs say? Times fun when you're having flies"
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"Dear President of Mexico, DO NOT fall for Trump's old trick where he mumbles ""guypayingtobuildthewallsayswhat?"" and you say ""What?"""
"I thought about another woman while having sex with my wife so to make up for it... I thought of my wife while having sex with another woman."
"Trainer: OK this week we are cutting carbs. Me: Wait, what - even macaroni & cheese? Trainer: Ya. Me: ...I think we should see other people."
"Do you know what would make this sub better? No more /u/JokeExplainBot"
"What do you call a Mexican at the bottom of the ocean? Pollution. What do you call every Mexican at the bottom of the ocean? Solution."
"It's funny how red, white, and blue represent freedom Until they're flashing behind you"
"I have this Jewish friend. Hebrew beer for a living."
"How do you make an egg roll? You push it"
"Doctor doctor I'm manic-depressive. Calm down. Cheer up. Clam down. Cheer up. Calm"