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Joke of the Day

"What do frogs say? Times fun when you're having flies"

"Whats the difference between a black person and a pizza. A pizza can feed a family of 4"

"How many dead memes does it take to change a light bulb? Over 9000."

"Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year. Not to cause any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?"

"Why isn't Cindy spelled Sindie? Whoever caid C makes an S cound was ctupid."

"Is it wrong to hate a certain race? I don't mind running a 5k, but my friends want to run in a 10k and I don't like 10ks"

"What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend? Im Stoned :p"

"I forgot my brother's birthday last month. What did he say? Rick: Nothing yet."

"I had my first tweet stolen so now I understand the pain and suffering the families of kidnap victims endure. Stay strong Amy Smart."

"I hate when people say my skirt looks slutty.. Like, who cares if my balls hang out a little?"