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Joke of the Day

"She said, ""I want you to make love to me so badly."" He replied, ""And that's exactly what I'm going to do."""

"Not to brag, but I can still fit into my high-school girlfriend."

"Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?"

"When I was at the beach there was a guy in the ocean yelling, ""Shark! Help!"" And I just laughed. I knew that shark wasn't going to help him."

"What's the difference between pizza and a black guy? The pizza can feed a family"

"What did the Medieval Gynecologist say to his patients? At your cervix, m'lady"

"I am addicted. I bought the iPhone, iPad & iTouch & now iBroke, iHomeless & iRegret."

"This goes with this goes with this goes with this goes with this goes with this goes with ... It`s two lepers getting themselves back together after some aggressive sex."

"My dad got fired from Cal Trans for stealing... We couldn't believe it. But when we got home, we saw all of the signs."

"Behind every successful status update, there is a Ctrl C & Ctrl V"