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Joke of the Day

"You know what Schwarzenegger is up to these days? He's an exterminator."

"Why are there only 49 entrants in the Ms. Black USA competition? Nobody wants to be I-da-ho."

"[febreze commercial Take 1] We've blindfolded Steve and brought him into this room where we brutally murdered his family a week ago to demonstrate the strong odor fighting power of Febreze"

"The giant panda is no longer endangered... It's now extinct"

"Why did the old lady fall in the well? Because she couldn't see that well"

"When I was young I was worried about getting food stuck in my teeth. Now I'm worried about getting my teeth stuck in food."

"How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents? The ones with food."

"I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill... Apparently a turban, beard and backpack wasn't what they had in mind"

"Don't know if the boss will appreciate my sense of humor in this meeting, but either way the stripper is already paid for."

"Why was there a whale in Wales in a well? We're not sure, its a deep subject...."